Who am I? I am a woman in her late 30s. I have two fur children, and have been married almost 19 years. I have a budding love of fashion, I have a strong love of cooking, and am working on shrinking the size of my ass. Yes, I said ass, this leads me to the fact that I may not always be politically correct, but I never mean to harm or offend. Please stick around, you may get a laugh, or five.